Opening Day in Tweets Part II

River Dogs get lost in the Woods in Huntington.

East Bay Rays accept Sacrifice in Salem.

Wolves nibble on Crackers in Helena.

Blue Coats pen in Cows in Washington, D.C.

O-Jays depressed by Manic Maulers in Milwaukee.

Bambinos paint the town Red in Cincinnati.

Hillbillies debunk Chupacabra myth in Nashville.

Henriquez and his Dirtbags blinded by North Star in Fargo.

Opening Day in Tweets

Bandits get Destroyed in Atlanta.

Drifters get Shaken apart in the ninth and tenth innings in Salt Lake City.

Grizzlies sweep up the Sandmen with their Broome late in the game in Vancouver.

Killer Whales eat Chiles in Seattle.

Voodoo works on Dead Bunnies in New Orleans.

Yogi RAGES over Blue Cheese in St. Louis.

Limon "cleans up" Knickerbockers in New York.

Sultans Swat a 2-run homer in the top of the fifteenth only to get Chewed up in the bottom in Charleston.