Blue Cheese are Mauled to death in Milwaukee.
Hillbillies get Chewed up in Nashville.
Janitors clean up the Red in Cincinnati.
Wolves eat Chiles for breakfast in Anaheim.
Voodoo doesn't work on Dogs in New Orleans.
Sand covers up the Dirt in Fargo.
Sabercats eat the Sacrifice in Salem.
Blue Coats avoid Destruction in Washington.