Monday, April 20, 2009

The Ssason 5 Bigs-less Awards

We all know who were the best of show in the AL and NL, but what about the players that deserve a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate" trophy or ones that may need a new job at seasons end?

Pitchers Dream Award:
NL: Don Meng with 185 strike outs in 616 AB's.

AL: Hector Lee with 149 strikeouts in 519 AB's.

Chicks Dig It (Adam Dunn) Award:
NL: Justin Gordon with 49 chick magnets and a .247 average.

AL: Paxton Coleridge with 46 chick balls with .255 average.

Police Laughing Award:
NL:Marc Schmidt with 13 thefts but got caught 23 times.

AL:Chip Loiselle with 6 thefts and getting caught 17 times.

My Bad Award:
NL: Earl Hall with 39 erratic behavior plays.

AL: Daniel Koch with 49 dropped balls.

Minus Plays or What Was I Doing Award:
NL: Brace Kroeger with 9 oops plays making it really undeserving.

AL: Jason Mann with 16 mind numbing boo boo's.

Am I A Pitcher or What Award:
NL: Steven Greenberg with a 3-17 record in 40 starts.

AL: Wilfredo Colome with a 8-23 record in 33 starts.

Hero-less Complete Game Award:
NL: Turner Darr with 2 CG's to his credit and a 2 shutout victories but a 11-16 campaign.

AL: Joey Hubbard with 3 complete games and a shutout but a 9-18 record in 35 starts.

Failure to Duck or Taking One for the Team Award:
NL: Karim Ortiz has 17 bruises to prove it.

AL: Chief Pearson has 20 seams tattooed around his arms.

Iron-Manless Hitting Award:
NL: Tony Percival with a .251 average in 637 AB's.

AL: Dickie Knott with .225 average in 617 AB's.

Iron-Manless Pitching Award:
NL: Jesus Estrada compiled a 9-15 record while pitching 211 innings.

AL: Ivan Castilla compiled a 5-16 record with 196 innings of work.

The Backstop is My Friend Award:
NL: Ira Crawford and Jorge Mendoza for allowing 13 balls to go by them.

AL: Chan Suh as he allowed 20 backstop bouncers.

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